Why are bouncers pricks

I tell him it's bullshit and I was going to leave, so he moves aside and says "come up bro". I was like fuck it, went to walk by the guy and he throws a hammer fist from his hip in to my chest and calls me a "fucking douchebag" in the whiniest girl voice.

I said "touch me again and see what happens" and kept it moving, which was a complete bluff on my part. I was a foot taller than the guy but there was no way I'd risk getting in a fight, getting arrested, and losing my job that solely provides for my family. I probably made his life when I did nothing, but I'm also sure someone else has punched him in the face by now.

Joined: Jun 11, Messages: 1, Likes Received: 0. Seen a bouncer drop an unconcious guy from drinking too much, politely by himself on the sidwalk on his face, intentionally, it popped his nose like a grape. What a fucking asshole. If I still went out to public drinking places I'd probably end up killing a bouncer one of these days.

Fuck em. Palooka , Aug 17, Joined: Feb 13, Messages: 6, Likes Received: I'm the most non threatening person on Earth, but I still get a bad vibe from bouncers. Only good experience I've had with a bouncer was surprisingly at a strip club. He was sitting at a table next to mine and cracking jokes the whole time. He was like a big kid. Satsui Ryu , Aug 17, I've seen both sides. Have friends who bounce and worked in bars and clubs for years so I was cool with them.

On the other hand as a patron I've seen these guys be real assholes. Harassing women punking out dudes with their girls having poor fuckers waiting out in the cold all night just to be dicks. The worst I saw a couple get beat bloody by 4 men and they just watched laughing leaving the crowd to intervene. I don't go out much these days but when I do I'm packing. I don't play that shit and have no probs popping out some knees. Last edited: Aug 17, MarkyMcD , Aug 17, They are mostly douches so not mutch to expect from them.

Oblivian , Aug 17, Some Bouncers are douchebag bullies on a power trip. Others are professionals who treat people with respect and only use force when they have to.

In other words, they're exactly like Cops. KnightTemplar , Aug 17, Joined: Mar 12, Messages: 8, Likes Received: 0. I was lucky one of them used to train with me so I didn't have to go through that shit. Joined: Jun 12, Messages: 5, Likes Received: 0. Bouncers and recovery agents usually have an attitude until you see them in emergency room crying like a little bitch with a skinned knee because someone beat their ass for that machismo crap they fling at everyone they come across.

WinterSoldier , Aug 17, TheSauce , Aug 17, If you act like an asshole, chances are you will wake up in an ally in a pool of your own blood with serious head trauma. The big fat guy standing in front of the doorway of stripclubs and keeps everyone out if they are not on the "list".

This "list" is basically what the bouncer assumes who you are, if your a hobo, hes not letting you in. He doesn't want any trouble, but if you hit him, he has every right to pummel you to mush.

They also guard doorways to celebrity parties. In those rich guy parties, bouncers are controlled by a wienie-boy butler who talks in a squeaky voice, but commands all the power as long as the big guys are getting paid. These types of rich guy bouncers are less round and more built, and can easily throw you out of a bulletproof window, but can't overturn cars. The bouncer's weight makes it a danger itself, and he isn't watching where hes stepping either.

That bouncer looked as if he could rip a tree right out of the ground. Typically a knuckle dragging , low foreheaded baboon that has bad manners and is rude to patrons trying to get enter an establishment that serves alcohol. Bill: How come that bouncer wouldn't let you in? Ben: Wow, what a nob , I can't think of any bouncer I've encountered that hasn't been a complete dickhead, unlucky mate. The big guy outside of Pubs and Nightclubs.

Some of these men are usually pretty nice people, unforturnately most of them are not. Most Bouncers or Doormen are actually lacking in brain cells, and only got through life by being big and "hard" able to beat someone up without much harm to themselves. Sometimes the Bouncer or Doorman will willingly abuse their position and actually throw someone out who is neither too drunk , nor causing any trouble, simply for the sake of it.

I assume it's because they just need to look they're actually doing something, and not just standing around talking. If the person resists, they will force them out. They generally dislike people who actually have some pride and attack them with words and intelligence rather than fists. They generally live by their own rules, and ignore the law.