Why are all bridezillas fat

They care about appearances and keeping up with the Joneses. Screw that noise. Let those fools go. Lubbock's Rock Station. Chrissy Published: September 29, Share on Facebook Share on Twitter. Worse, maybe, is that the show routinely layers scenes where the brides are trying to fit into their dresses with sound effects of ripping, bulging, and grunting.

Anything for the bride! But beyond its own archives, perhaps the greatest gift Bridezillas has given the world is another, arguably worse show: Marriage Boot Camp , which took the worst couples of Bridezillas and put them through marriage counseling that absolutely did not help. No one is trying to win a Peabody here, okay? Truly, thanks to Bridezillas, we have reached the nadir of reality programming. Its progeny, Marriage Boot Camp, is now at the intersection of almost every trash reality show you can think of, with stars?

Based on how often and excitedly people ask me about it, you would think I was planning to spend the rest of my life with this inordinately expensive party, rather than with my partner, an actual human being.

So maybe I love watching the Bridezillas because I aspire to their level of demanding hysteria. A recent article in the New York Post reported on one bride in Manhattan that sent her bridal party to a wellness boot camp so they could drop a few pounds before the wedding. But that's not the worst of it.

Some brides are demanding their bridgesmaids get cosmetic procedures like Botox, avoid tan lines, and go on expensive diet plans costing hundreds of dollars a week.

One bride, according to an article in Brides , demanded her bridesmaids pay for her wedding dress. The cost? And with wedding season in full swing, it's possible some of you are dealing with this now. How can you cope? Check out some tips from The Knot that might help you stay sane enough to get through the wedding.